tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1322370990154745086.post3269107863525107692..comments2023-06-29T03:29:43.136-07:00Comments on Finding My Quack: Train AnnouncementsThe Singing Duckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11475284931406289736noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1322370990154745086.post-23488847085037474352012-07-02T07:04:18.594-07:002012-07-02T07:04:18.594-07:00The train now arriving on platforms 5,6,7,8, and 9...The train now arriving on platforms 5,6,7,8, and 9 has come in sideways.timmyatt.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1322370990154745086.post-65096054673732846412012-06-23T08:33:31.421-07:002012-06-23T08:33:31.421-07:00I love train announcements so much. Today: 'We...I love train announcements so much. Today: 'We are sorry to announce that the...14:42... cross-country service to... Reading... has been delayed by approximately...38 minutes due to... animals on the line.' I can't help picturing the characters from a children's book about a zoo in the middle of the national rail line with an angry station master yelling at them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1322370990154745086.post-90885670662909387792012-06-17T15:11:49.269-07:002012-06-17T15:11:49.269-07:00This is why I love being Stage Manager, I get to d...This is why I love being Stage Manager, I get to do ANYTHING I WANT on the loudspeaker.Michael Angelicohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08243521105582433095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1322370990154745086.post-7612149309311281962012-06-15T11:57:37.939-07:002012-06-15T11:57:37.939-07:00Once when I was on the tube the driver announced, ...Once when I was on the tube the driver announced, "This is Moorgate. Change here for the Northern line and for national rail services to sunny Stevenage, although I can't think why anybody would want to go there."L. M.noreply@blogger.com