I
am one of the clumsiest and stupidest people I know; I surprise myself daily
with the kind of situations I seem to find myself in:
I
often get so excited about food that I forget to use oven gloves:
And
I’ve been trapped a couple of times in the bike carriage at Slough.
There
was also the time I slipped reaching for a bottle of bitter lemon at Morrisons:
And this has happened a fair few times:
But
this is the worst of them all:
I
have three Masters Degrees.
I love it!
ReplyDeleteI was at a research meeting in Bologna, on my way out for dinner with some other professors, when I thought I'd look out an open window to see if the others were already gathered on the street outside. But the window wasn't open, just clean. I smashed my head so badly against the glass that I couldn't join the others for dinner after all.
Losing food is absolutely the worst.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'm glad to see someone else using their degrees for the same purpose I use mine.
1% Information gained.
2% Analytical skills.
7% Outlook on life.
90% Shouting "GRWAHRGH, HOW MANY DEGREES DO YOU NEED TO OPERATE THIS £$%&%$£ THING?!"
It's a hobby.