Saturday 4 August 2012

Clumsiness


I am one of the clumsiest and stupidest people I know; I surprise myself daily with the kind of situations I seem to find myself in:

I often get so excited about food that I forget to use oven gloves:



And I’ve been trapped a couple of times in the bike carriage at Slough.



There was also the time I slipped reaching for a bottle of bitter lemon at Morrisons:



And this has happened a fair few times:



But this is the worst of them all:




I have three Masters Degrees.

2 comments:

  1. I love it!

    I was at a research meeting in Bologna, on my way out for dinner with some other professors, when I thought I'd look out an open window to see if the others were already gathered on the street outside. But the window wasn't open, just clean. I smashed my head so badly against the glass that I couldn't join the others for dinner after all.

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  2. Losing food is absolutely the worst.

    Also, I'm glad to see someone else using their degrees for the same purpose I use mine.

    1% Information gained.
    2% Analytical skills.
    7% Outlook on life.
    90% Shouting "GRWAHRGH, HOW MANY DEGREES DO YOU NEED TO OPERATE THIS £$%&%$£ THING?!"

    It's a hobby.

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