I am one of the clumsiest and stupidest people I know; I surprise myself daily with the kind of situations I seem to find myself in:
I often get so excited about food that I forget to use oven gloves:
And I’ve been trapped a couple of times in the bike carriage at Slough.
There was also the time I slipped reaching for a bottle of bitter lemon at Morrisons:
And this has happened a fair few times:
But this is the worst of them all:
I have three Masters Degrees.