They
say that to pass your driving test you should have one hour’s worth of driving
lessons for every year of your life; if this were true, I would literally be
about 250 years old. I like to think
that I am good at driving and say so at every opportunity:
“Can
you drive?”
“Oh
YES, I’m a very good driver.”
“Have
you passed your test?”
“Well
no.”
And
they look at me with confusion. You see,
I suffer with a crippling anxiety that only makes itself known during driving
tests, (and when I try to do scales on the piano a 6th apart). I have taken four driving tests, and failed
all four. In one of those tests I
received nine major faults and the examiner, genuinely worried about my mental
health, stopped the test in the middle and had to calm me down as I
hysterically cried. I also cried in my
last test because I stalled on a dual carriageway with a lorry behind me, but
it was a marked improvement.
I
also seem to be plagued by incredibly bad luck in my tests; in my first one I
turned tentatively round a corner to be faced with a horse galloping straight
towards me. In my test last week somebody
reversed out of a driveway at about 90 mph without looking. I dealt with both of these situations very
well, (though I did yell ‘SHIIIIIIIT!’ in the last one- thankfully my examiner
laughed.) it’s only on stupid, annoying mistakes that I’d normally never make
that I fail on.
What
bothers me most of all is when people say something like-
“Well
if you can’t drive in front of an examiner you have no hope in real life…”
WRONG!
I HATE YOU!!!!
Being
put in a situation where I have to drive while bring judged by a complete
stranger is so artificial and thus so terrifying to me, that, would I to feel
that anxious in real life, I would not dream of getting in a car and driving:
My recent lessons were going all right, but I found
myself distracted by the fact that my instructor kept saying ‘myself’ and
‘yourself’ when she meant ‘me’ and ‘you,’ so I failed for the fourth time a few days
ago.
I
think that all cars should actually be abolished entirely; it would cause
millions of people extreme inconvenience but it would make me feel slightly less of a failure every time I see a car.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2012/may/09/google-self-driving-car-nevada
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DeleteAw! The poor little car just wants to be your friend! And it looks to me like he's self-driving. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI have survived to the ripe old age of 30 without ever successfully passing a driving test. And public transport here isn't nearly as good as yours. Go on, do your bit for the environment and live life without driving!
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