Funny international things

Being in Paris at the moment, I am seeing a lot of rather interesting things involving words meaning different things in different languages, and this has reminded me of other interesting things that I have seen in different countries.  Firstly, I don’t know what ‘tampon’ actually means in French but there’s a lot of them about in French Children’s literature.  In one book, they are going on Safari:

This made me want to write a book about tampons on safari.  This would obviously be the cover: 

The other is stranger:

Which translates as; "Learning to count...with my tampons!"

ANYWAY...  Foofy found a lovely restaurant called “Speed Rabbit Pizza:” 

I find this funny because, though I want my pizza to arrive quickly, I have never once in my mind associated rabbits with pizza, whether the rabbits are enjoying the pizza:

Or simply on the pizza itself.

I like the first one better.  However, though I have provided the bunnies with some carrots and leeks on their pizza, it's a sobering fact that, owing to the large fat content, if the bunnies ate this pizza, they would probably die.  Anyway, I enjoy greatly the use of the rabbit’s bottom in the logo of this restaurant.  Their marketing technique has definitely worked on me as Foofy and I will certainly be visiting this fine establishment.

This picture is of a sachet of sauce that I had on a plane from Rio de Janeiro to Madrid:

I find this rather off-putting.  I wouldn’t necessarily have no confidence in a chef who also happened to be a bear, but the look on his face is one of concern, and that is not something that I want associated with any food product I am thinking about consuming.  I do like his hat though.

However, possibly the greatest foreign discovery I have made (though I only discovered it via the internet) is this:

http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2011/09/21/engrish-funny-this-duck-has-a-head-for-playing/

I actually own this duck (I call her “Amusing Duckie”) and I can confirm that lay egg IS true. 

What I want to know is, are there any English things that are funny to people who speak different languages? There simply must be!